BITE user comments - Meaver
Comments by Meaver
Get on the Billie Piper. Y u got play those songs so loud? Cos we want to, cos we want to. Yes DJ, all cheese pop all the time, but middling MC skills, the repetive use of the lyric 'Security to the dancefloor please' every 5 minutes becomes grating, scream down a bar staff and get bolloxed
13 Dec 2005 13:13
Me and my friends had a christmas meal here, pretty decent grub considiring, with fiendish puzzles in the crackers, mad me look like a retard for quite some time. Nice selection of Muggles Ale, clean and contemporary, cleantemporary.
13 Dec 2005 12:42
The Metropolitan, Westbourne Park
West london Super Sundays, sir? Party over here. Alcoholic, floor smashing veal crate vibe. Heinekens once again, establish a forward OP at the bar, remember bar staff hate weakness, don't let them piss on you. Stacked full of trash hats and quite fit girls, who wins, you decide.
2 Dec 2005 12:14
David Scrimshaw? Kudos on Heinleken export, thank christ they started pushing this properly in UK, not as good as what you get in the Dam but maybe its just the hos and weed. Anyways, quiz on sunday is tough, they got some plasma screens and video bowling. Remember if the urinals talk to you its usually time to go home, but not here.
26 Nov 2005 01:28
its only a shame that the Real IRA didn't completely wipe this scally infested scum shack and its mutant inhabitants off the face of the earth, i spit on thee
26 Nov 2005 01:22
Fist of the North Star, hands up if you love standing, oh yes. Its stand or freeze, indoor seating is at a premium. Very frothy guiness, two words, line clean ladies, actually that three but not a retraction, although it may be the cooler, hmm.... Nice ale and chzechoslopolski lager such as Seinfeldpramolskovich turnip ale, genkuye!
26 Nov 2005 01:18
definatle all about Super Sundays, totally bizarre expositions, music and hair styling. Excelent scout hut vibe
26 Nov 2005 01:12
Get a wines, gets some barbeque then smokes a joint in full view of a bouncer with a bunch of trashbats, absolutely bottylicious baby. Beware of lying hot tequilla girls, they don't wash between punters (glasses), BIRD FLU KILLS! go inside, then go outside then wander around the corridor. Turn up with a record bag full of laundry and get a free invite on the decks, bonafide, but not the spin i was after.
26 Nov 2005 01:05
Named in commemoration the famous Astro Cat, that was in fact only the FOURTH animal in space (dog, monkey, gebil then cat). Word to the wise: on entering head to the bar not the games area, the landlord will give you grief over 'this not being a youth club'. Try out their 'good food, reasonably priced' and make up your own mind, I wasn't convinced. Fine selection of bored games, such as Frisk, Chest and Purecheesy. Its sh1t, but you'll love it really, trust.
26 Nov 2005 00:35
Top drinky, crazy low pricy. Excellent selection of real eh? such as Kabutz Ale and P45. Irresponsably low prices for double and mixers so feel free to get hammered, drive home and smack the wife around a bit. Good place to meet up withs loads of friend. Stringent door policy means that anyone attempting to gain entry without ID will be forcibly removed to Yates. On the downside has retained Weatherspoons policy of serving incredibly squashed food, on occation the height of food may rise above 1cm (0.326 inches). Morale: blow your wad on drinky
1 Mar 2005 18:46
Ridiculously tiny bar, with delusions of grandeur to host events. Beware, upstairs seating area is actually toilets.
1 Mar 2005 18:38
EXCELLENT DRINKY HOLE. does not have enough lager on tap, although to truly fit in you must drink bottled imports, why not try my Sharona (remember if the lime is not facing to the right you're gay) or Budwalski (actually double malt beer brewed in the states and rumania AT THE SAME TIME)? Otherwise excellent acoustic gimme the mic sessions, flip hop nights and sporadic late liscences means this bar gives most other local late bars a good kick in the nadgers. Recieves my Tripple Seal Pup of approval.
1 Mar 2005 18:35
I can't understand how i still end up here at 11pm every friday. Ha Bar Ha is packed full of knobends such as myself intent on feeling up your girlfriend. Fine selection of champagne for the completely spacko'd. Very odd wash hand basins with taps that oblige you to pour water straight onto the floor. aLL IN ALL EXCELLENT BADGER HOLE 4B/10
1 Mar 2005 18:27
Excellent ponce burgers. Most of the seating was built by George Abbot himcelf circa 1492, and was aquired by the hallowed ram which satanically adorns every wall of this establishment.
1 Mar 2005 18:04
Gigantic easy access urinals are a plus for the bladdered. Fine selection of tasty miserible git ale including Lion's Pride and the seasonal Morris Dance.
1 Mar 2005 18:00
A good pub but I am still dismayed by the fraudulent nature of this pub's event advertising policy. Being a big fan of both Bullseye and Seseme Street imagine my exitement to find both Jim Bowen and Elmo billed to appear at their acoustic evening. However to my extereme annoyance and bitter dissapointment, neither was to be seen on the night. Would have given this pub 10 otherwise because of the excellent coving and period features.
28 Feb 2005 17:34
The Hansom Cab, Kensington
Some fine Chantelliers and more tables than you can shake a twig at, found it all quite overwhelming fo such a small pub. Has fine poles for dancing and serving, and very helpful bar hands. Like the isumbarred kingdom brunai ale, did not like fat chips, they're always raw in the middle people y don't you know that yet?
16 Apr 2006 18:51