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The Moon on the Hill, Sutton

The man in the moon came down too soon
and asked his way to Bombay
He went by the west
and burnt his vest
by drinking Greensand IPA

It was fraddledaddledoodly

1 Aug 2013 08:50

The George, Croydon

Twas brilliant and the Speckled Hen.
Did gire and gimble in the George.
All tasty were the sausages
And the wethered spoons outgrabbe.

Beware the Fraddlewok my son
The George that cask, the claws that marque
Beware the Slerpy bird and shun
The frothulous thrappedouser.

Its fradledaddledoodly.

28 Mar 2012 12:52

The Skylark, Croydon

We went into the Skylark
My brother Greg and me
we found a lass with great big tits
whos absolutely free
she let us take her bra off
her knickers and her jeans
then we took her back to our house
to have some Heinz Baked Beans

They were fraddledaddledoodly.

20 Feb 2011 10:20

The Market Hotel, Reigate

In Market Hotel did Silly Sam
A Stately Pleasure Dome have Tea.
Where Alf the Sacred Barman brang
A Sandwich measureless to man
Filled with Egg and Brie.

It was fraddledaddledoodly

19 Aug 2010 10:56

The Green Man, Putney Heath

If I had a penny for each hour that Ive spent in this inn
Id give the pennys to a boy and behold my joy begin
The boy would sing a song of love for all the world to hear
and I would sit in harmony refreshing of my beer

Freda Dumass 1842

15 Aug 2010 10:30

The Royal Oak, Rusper

Silly Sam met a Pie going to the Pear
Said Silly Sam to the Pie
Let me taste your Bear
Said the Bear to the Pie
Has he had too many
Said the Pie to the Bear
I dont think he's had any.

15 Aug 2010 10:09

The Royal Oak, Rusper

Im silly sam from silly land
I keep my busfare in my hand
I'll raise a glass and eat your pie
Im silly sam I'll drink you dry.

Its fraddledaddledoodly.

13 Aug 2010 12:05

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