The Hammers, East Ham

Still trying to get into this firm, really difficult almost as difficult as slipping into a medium sized cashmere jumper. I thought I would do some research on this place, so I hired that green street on DVD. Two hours in and im well confused I could not work out why a giant shine wad grabbing Tom hanks' groin and sucking out a bladder infection. How was this connected with west ham. At first i thought it was the life story of 'Cass'
What a plonker I am! I hired out green mile by mistake.
Back to the drawing board.

1 Feb 2011 18:02

The Crown Hotel, Chertsey

have to lie low in here for a few weeks, a bit annoyed that Ewar Woowar caught me in the act at the vine, especially cos I thought he was dead, left my mini hubble at scene. ive ordered a second hand one from ebay, im not bothered, i'll order a hundred more if i have to, got to spy me some skin!(kushty) after all as I say to my mates at Upton Park.

"I'm forever buying hubbles"

19 Jan 2011 16:05

The Hammers, East Ham

Hello, can anyone tell me how I can join the firm please, asked to see a yeti about an application form and got laughed out of the place, please reconsider, I can being a pillow case if you supply me with the door knobs.

14 Jan 2011 14:47